went hairdressers today...wanted a little trim. A bit wiser now.
"Would you like all the dead hair removed?" the extremely nice hairdresser asked extremely nicely.
"Yes please" says I, as a child looks at their mum, having complete faith that they can put any problem right and still have time to tell them off. anyway....
Most of my hair is now in a dark bin in a probably dark room instead of being on top of my head about to enjoy a nice cup of tea. Apparently the majority of my hair was DEAD! 
dnt get me wrong....the bob is kinda cute but I MISS MY LOVELY HAIR AND I WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN.
I am I exagerrating or has a part of me gone forever? (you probably figured out I dnt go to the hair dressers often)
Well I am going to sleep a diff person dan I woke up this morning. I attended a philosophy class once and one of the discussions was "Do we stay the same or do we change all the time?"
interesting if you can be bothered, pointless if you can't.
Anyway...good nite ppl, sleep tight and never have your hair cut, its better to lose a tooth. (in a weird sort of way) 
The_Walrus
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All hair is sort of dead, so you are lucky you are not bald. Have them killed, take their money and get a real hairdresser.